2009/09/23

Is a Shauna Sand sex tape out there?

A Shauna Sand Sex Tape huh? Do tell! The rumors are on the street is that the blonde haired, buxom, lucite platformed stripper shoe wearing, attention whoring queen of tinsel town has a sex tape. We aren’t ones to gossip but you know, as they say, if the clear plastic pump fits, wear it honey. The Shauna Sand Tape would be something nothing short of a bronze screen short film about shopping and paparrazzi posing anyhow I’d assume. Or should we say “bronzer screen” Haha. Sorry Shauna honey, you walked right into that one. The rumor is that Miss Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand has got herself all broiled up in a sexy movie with none other than frenchy studmuffin boyfriend guy that she was cheating on when she was with Lorenzo Lamas. Bad Shauna Sand, Bad Shauna Sand! Girl you are nastier than horny farmer in sheep pen at a ho down! I heard me some rumors about what happens in this here tape too. Me thinks that Shauna Sand could actually go on to be a porn star.

Shauna Sand Sex Tape

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Celebrity Sex Tapes are nothing new to the world. It seems everyday some celebrity or another tries to cash in on their recorded night time follies in one way or the other. What do the really get out of them is what this little old gossip girl wants to know. Maybe Shauna Sand will get some discounts at the local PSW Warehouse when heel buying season returns. Everyone knows the folks over at the Pole Swinging Warehouse appreciate a good old fashioned celebrity sex tape just like the next stripper wares slinging outlet, so why not. I’m gonna get on the flip and dial up PSW and ask them to extend Shauna Sand a good old fashioned “I took some dick on camera for attention” discount. I mean why not? If the world is reduced to having to watch something so horrific, someone should actually benefit from the exposure. I’ll take some new Manolo Blahniks while you’re down their baby! Tell em Felicia sent you! They’ll know!