2009/09/24

Ray J and Kim Kardashian and their famous celebrity sex tape

Famous celebrity sex tapes are abundant now in Hollywood. Our people in Hollywood are telling us now that Kim Kardashian and Shauna Sand are now both the proud mama’s of celebrity sex tapes. Kim Kardashian came first and literally made a small fortune on her sex tape, now we are getting updated information that none other than Shauna Sand, the Playboy playmate now also has a sex tape floating around Tinseltown. The Ray J and Kim Kardashian Full video is hot. How hot would it be if we could watch Shauna Sand strap on a giant black 18 inch dong and go to town on Kim Kardashian’s giant ass? Man, I don’t know about you, but that is something that I might actually pull out my plastic for. The Kim Kardashian sex tape was pretty hot, except for the fact that I had to watch that goof Ray J act all Don Julio on her for the entire length of the tape. See the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape here. Who do I have to call? What do I have to say? Fuck it, who do I have to BLOW to get a Shauna Sand and Kim Kardasian sex tape? You name the person, big Rob will take it for the team so all of you perverts out there can get some of that eyeball love. Well, the Ray J and kim Kardashian full video of course.

Kim K and Ray J Full Video

Watch the Ray J and Kim Kardashian Full Video here. Click me.

So, if our sources are correct, and Shauna Sand DOES in fact have a sex tape, please please please for the love of god, make it be with a woman. And, please let there be strap ons involved. Shauna Sand may be Hollywood’s little attention whore, but man does she have some giant cannonball tits. I’d stick my oversized melon lips right between them and motorboat until I ran out of breath and passed out. Something that I’d like to see in future celebrity sex tapes, for all of you super stars out there that couldn’t shoot a video if someone invited a Hollywood film crew to your bedroom types, please please please for the love of god USE SOME LIGHT! If I have to turn off the lights in my dorm room to see your tape……IT’S TOO FUCKING DARK! Brighten it up Hollywood. I wanna see the pole in the vag!

That’s Rob’s tip for the day on how to make celebrity sex tape viewers mostest happy. Thank you.

for now……..