2009/11/06

Shauna Sands Sex Tape escapes into the wild

Shauna Sands sex tape has unfortunately escaped from it’s wishful, eternal incarceration at the Vivid production facility and romped off into the wild, dangerous, unforgiving hills of Hollywood. On the heels of recent legal proceedings that rivaled the historical court battle over who invented the telephone, Shauna Sands has emerged victorious from her skirmish with Vivid Entertainment over the existence and disposition of her (ahhhemmm, cough), stolen and leaked sex tape. In a fascinating tort move that would dazzle even the Hollywood Singer law firm, Shauna Sand took possession and direction of the tapes release to ensure it’s successes and proper handling.

Shauna Sand Sex Tape escapes into the wild

Shauna Sand Sex Tape escapes into the wild

Given the importance of the Shauna Sand sex tape to the history and preservation of the entertainment community as a whole, it seemed only fitting to entrust the success or failure of such a feat to an individual so wildly qualified at appearing presentable in public at all times. Any way, the tape has escaped, and we can’t do anything about it now. So, instead of worry about it, let’s just go shopping, it cures all pain. Speaking further of pain, Shauna was recently spotted in her native habitat (Rodeo Drive), where she was seen foraging for life sustaining sustenance (a new Coach bag), with her Oui Oui Frenchy boy toy, and sex tape co-star. She was asked by a TMZ photographer what her three daughters would think of the tape if they saw it, to which Boi Toi le Pew quickly replied “They gonna learn a lot.” Shauna offered a giggle of confirmation and disappeared into the mist with her primal mate. Anyway, I give up, pass the razor blade, and check out these NSFW pictures that we snagged off the NSFW website.

Gratuitous Shauna Sands Sex Tape Pics

Shauna Sand in the bed to sleep of course

Shauna Showing the high rise window cleaners where to find the windows.

shauna sand sex tape

Shauna Sand lies down to take a nap....seriously.

Ohhhh, Why does milk come in such small cartons now, and where are the lost children on the back of the box?

"Ohhhh, Why does milk come in such small cartons now? And where are the lost children on the back of the box?"

Shauna Sands Sex Tape

Do not ever click the link above!

No please don’t. Ok, maybe just once.

Visit Shauna Sand Exposed – Watch degradation!

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11 Responses
  • ShaunaFan says: | 2009/12/03 at 7:19 PM

    I really like Shauna, I don’t care what people say about her. She’s ok in my book, if you got it flaunt it girl.

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  • ShaunaFan says: | 2009/12/03 at 8:30 PM

    Damn that girl is really hot

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  • celebbull32 says: | 2009/12/04 at 4:04 PM

    chick is old. why is she making tapes? gross.

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  • pedro says: | 2009/12/04 at 4:16 PM

    test

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  • ilikecelebs says: | 2009/12/04 at 4:21 PM

    i would still do bad things to her

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  • Mr. Dick says: | 2009/12/04 at 4:35 PM

    MILF! :)

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  • Pedro says: | 2009/12/04 at 4:42 PM

    Looks good

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  • Pedro says: | 2009/12/04 at 4:44 PM

    I’d hit this old chick

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  • Pedro says: | 2009/12/04 at 5:00 PM

    hey

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  • pedro says: | 2009/12/05 at 11:08 PM

    nice

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  • pedro says: | 2009/12/05 at 11:09 PM

    ok

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